Pokémon RP

"Hah! You suck! Wait, were you drinking water or cappuchino? Waterchino? Is that a new pokemon?" Ethan began debating with himself. Then his caterpie fell, after it hit kabutops.

"What?! It seems your pokemon's defense was too high, and Caterpie ended up hurting itself! That's fine, I still have two while you only have one left!" He called out Caterpie. "Hah, I suppose it's too farfetch'd to think you could beat me!" Ethan then called out his farfetch'd.

"No, it was just a regular cappuccino in a water bottle." The triathlete drank the last bit of the latte he had, there was foam in his upper lip since the beverage originally had latte art of a big tiddie thot on it. "Okay, now you're going down. Vapor will sweep your team with no effort." he threw out a premier ball and out popped a Vaporeon. "Your opponent is a flying type, you know what to do!"

The Vaporeon was sitting at first but then it jumped into action after it's trainer spoke "Vaaaaaaporeon!" and the water type fired a powerful ice beam at the bird with the leek

Pikachu took some recoil damage after hitting Pikachu and was knocked out after the next attack.

"Nice job Pikachu," Red said, returning him to his ball. "Go, Blastoise!! Use Hydro Pump!!" Blastoise then shot his powerful blast of water forward.

PIKAAAAA Pikachu screamed as he was blasted away, he had been ass blasted by Blastoise.

Farfetch'd didn't survive Vaporeon's attack and was knocked out in a single hit. Of course, it wasn't too farfetched for Ethan to think that his crap pokemon could actually survive an attack from an evolved one.

"You did well, Farfetch'd! Go, Ditto!" Ethan called back Farfetch'd and brought Ditto.

Ditto came in, jiggling. "Ditto, use transform!" Ditto then began to transform into the opposing Vaporeon.

"Quick, Vaopr, use Double-Edge!" Alex called out and the pokemon complied, she began glowing yellow as she charged towards the Ditto in order to throw herself into it, if it hit the Vaporeon would take a considerable amount recoil damage.

"Nice job Blastoise!" Red exclaimed. He then waited for Yellow to send out their next pokemon.

"Go Pikachu!" Pikachu flopped onto the ground, "Golem." It said.

Yellow threw a thunder stone at it, and the Pikachu evolved into Raichu.

Items in a tournament?

"All right Blastoise!" Red yelled. "Use Earthquake!!!" The ground then began to rumble underneath Raichu.

Unfortunately for Blastoise, Yellow had predicted this. Raichu cackled easily, "Pika." He taunted, he held up his balloon, and floated into the air. The Earthquake rumbled underneath him. "PIKA!" He roared as his electrical aura flared around him like a supernova. A huge thunder bolt, his move Thunder would come down on Blastoise.